Here's a joke to start off the post of the day:
One day a woman and her baby got onto a bus. As the woman paid the bus driver, he said to her,"That is one ugly baby!" The woman was furious and stomped to her seat.
"What's the matter?" asked another passenger.
"The bus driver just insulted me!"
"Well go up there and tell him off while I hold your monkey."
That book I got from Borders it was on sale like for 5.99. It's "The Adult Only Joke Book" its not bad its just got some crude humor in it I guess. That was the first joke I liked in the book. It's not the most funny but it still hilarious.
Anyways today is such a boring day. The weathers so nice and I want to go swimming but my friend can't have anyone over today so I can't go swimming at her place. Also my swimming pool isn't up yet so I can't go swimming there and I hate going to the public pools. In a couple of days I know I won't be able to swim. You know that monthly thing women and girls have. Yeah its called your PERIOD. I'm not embarrassed to admit it we all get it except if its irregular but that's another story. I can't stand it at all. Guys should get their period and realize how much it sucks. Mood swings, bloating, cramping, upset stomach, and SO many more issues. Whenever I'm on my period you better run because I'm like Godzilla. I will tear you to shreds.
My question for you: What is one of your favorite jokes? Also if your a girl don't you hate your period? If your a guy don't you think it's wonderful you don't get your period?
Aha, your joke actually made me laugh. (:
ReplyDeleteYes, I do hates my period, I'd be surprised if there was someone in the world who didn't. :S
Guys are way too lucky, they should be nicer to girls. :P
Thanks, lol some people may like their period. You never know :/ but thats plain weird. Guys are lucky and they should be nicer to girls. Most are like hey shut up your the baby maker we're the brains in this world. I'm like ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
ReplyDeletelmao for the joke.
ReplyDeletek, that was random. haha